Saturday, December 19, 2009

Heartfelt Message From Supporter

I was greatly moved by this supporter's comment, and felt you should all hear.

I am extremely upset and disappointed by the release of this film.

After many months of contacting James Cameron personally via e-mail, written letter, and notes that I had slipped under his pillow, it comes as a great shock to me that he had not responded or acknowledged my requests and subsequent demands to include my little dog Scruffles in the film.
I know little Scruffles very well. He's a lovely cross between an Alapaha Blueblood Bulldog and a Dingo, and we do everything together!

As you can undoubtedly surmise I am quite disturbed with the distinct lack of representation of Scruffles in this film. Even after countless attempts to contact Mr. Cameron and point out that he would have easily made a marvelous addition to the movie, I received no word...

At the time of writing this Scruffles and I have already been to no less than thirty-seven screenings of the film. I know that the audience must have been nearly as upset as me to find out that Scruffles wasn't in the movie, so I have been taking him up and down each aisle and personally introducing him to every member of the audience.
This has gotten quite tiring as Scruffles and I are working countless hours to ensure that he is not left out of the experience, and as such we plan on purchasing the tickets for each seat of every showing. We are inviting the would-be audience as guests to our estate in honor of Scruffles and so that each of them may fill the unacceptable void that was left in the film.

I know they will all appreciate this very much, and I assure you we will not rest until the point has been made and Mr. Cameron edits the film to be re-released with the lovely, much-needed addition of Scruffles.


Thank you all for your time, and have a wonderful, scruffily day!


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1 comment:

  1. I too was disappointed and angered at the lack of Scruffles in this film. His nonexistence in the movie is an affront to all things moral in our country.
    I just bought 500 tickets to the movie as well as 600 copies of the Avatar game for the Xbox 360, we'll see how they like it when no one plays their game!

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