Saturday, December 19, 2009

Heartfelt Message From Supporter

I was greatly moved by this supporter's comment, and felt you should all hear.

I am extremely upset and disappointed by the release of this film.

After many months of contacting James Cameron personally via e-mail, written letter, and notes that I had slipped under his pillow, it comes as a great shock to me that he had not responded or acknowledged my requests and subsequent demands to include my little dog Scruffles in the film.
I know little Scruffles very well. He's a lovely cross between an Alapaha Blueblood Bulldog and a Dingo, and we do everything together!

As you can undoubtedly surmise I am quite disturbed with the distinct lack of representation of Scruffles in this film. Even after countless attempts to contact Mr. Cameron and point out that he would have easily made a marvelous addition to the movie, I received no word...

At the time of writing this Scruffles and I have already been to no less than thirty-seven screenings of the film. I know that the audience must have been nearly as upset as me to find out that Scruffles wasn't in the movie, so I have been taking him up and down each aisle and personally introducing him to every member of the audience.
This has gotten quite tiring as Scruffles and I are working countless hours to ensure that he is not left out of the experience, and as such we plan on purchasing the tickets for each seat of every showing. We are inviting the would-be audience as guests to our estate in honor of Scruffles and so that each of them may fill the unacceptable void that was left in the film.

I know they will all appreciate this very much, and I assure you we will not rest until the point has been made and Mr. Cameron edits the film to be re-released with the lovely, much-needed addition of Scruffles.


Thank you all for your time, and have a wonderful, scruffily day!


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December 25, 2009 - INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PROTEST against Avatar

On Friday, December 25, 2009 thousands of people will be protesting last week's release of the James Cameron movie, Avatar. The purpose of the protest is as follows:

1) To make all people aware that arrogance, assumptions, or exclusions of alternative beliefs and values in movies is no longer acceptable. Diversity and tolerance are human rights.

2) To speak out for all minorities who are not represented by any character in Avatar.

3) To educate people about Evolution and humanity's transition to vegetarianism, agnostic-Buddhism, and flying-monkeyism.

All protests will be peaceful and non-confrontational, yet extremely douchebaggy. Suggested methods of protest:

  • Stand outside of theaters with signs and pamphlets to express your views.
  • Sit down in theater lobbies and do not move unless the police use force or violence upon you.
  • Stand up during a viewing of Avatar and remain standing.
  • Buy tickets to Avatar in bulk but do not attend showings. An empty theater will confuse the producers as to why they are bathing in cash, yet having no views.
  • Bring your mate to the theater and eat only salads.
Reminder: SILENCE = DEATH. We will be silent no more.